Meow meow Kitty Party!

Meet Cassie's kittie army. These little feral meow meows are being sustained by Cassie's growing maternal instinct combined with an overwhelming desire for power. Power in this instance, equals a cat army ready at beck and call to perform Cassie's bidding.

While Safety Steve believes the luring of the meowers with delicious cat food will also bring Gandorph the gigantic groundhog, Shedorph (Gandorph's girlfriend), and maybe the enormous racoon who remains nameless, Cassie remains adamant that the army of cats will defeat all comers, whether man or beast or crackhead.

Goodbye Crackhouse...Hello CrackCastle!

What do you get when you add a screen door with steel reinforced bars to the crackhouse? A certified crack castle. It would take an entire army of crackheads to break through this $17 dollar construction junction masterpiece. That is assuming of course (and with good reason) that crackheads don't know how to actually open doors, because the handle is broken and no one has the key for the lock. We found the latter out the hard way when Steve got locked out and had to consult the board of grievances to file an official complaint.

Addendum: For those who may have never lived in a group house, the Board of Grievances is a markerboard on which you scribble angry drunken ramblings concerning the state of the union.

Please welcome these newcomers to crackhouse

Oh, hi Marc. Window in the kitchen! Alex and Tom special discount. We probably should have moved all the "clean" dishes before demoing the old frame and plywood covering it. Alex cut a good chunk of hand off on that old window, which cassie quickly mended with half a maxi pad and some painter's tape. We even found the missing chunk of skin and hair on the glass, but forgot to take a picture of it.

Clean "dining" room! Cassie went crazytown over cleaning up and organizing, so as to make the kitchen rehab not spread more filth and disease throughout the house. Here, she is pointing out the beautiful curtains which completely cover the plywood covering the "window".

Clean new "living" room too! We'll possibly tackle that window next, but right now the plywood helps deter would be intruders by making them (correctly) figure there is nothing worth stealing in there.

Pixies Painting Party 2010! For some reason, probably because of beer, we decided to paint like madmen and women. Now the upstairs looks like a real place to live...sort of.