What do you get when you add a screen door with steel reinforced bars to the crackhouse? A certified crack castle. It would take an entire army of crackheads to break through this $17 dollar construction junction masterpiece. That is assuming of course (and with good reason) that crackheads don't know how to actually open doors, because the handle is broken and no one has the key for the lock. We found the latter out the hard way when Steve got locked out and had to consult the board of grievances to file an official complaint.Addendum: For those who may have never lived in a group house, the Board of Grievances is a markerboard on which you scribble angry drunken ramblings concerning the state of the union.
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