But unless your diet consists of bicycles and all 8000 lbs of Steve's fucking shit, you're out of luck.
The chandelier does however set the mood for a romantic evening...or, well, it would if it were wired.
Choosing a color for your dining room is never easy, and some say it can be a reflection on the owner's dining habits. This color really says "Holy shit I'm high on crack."
To the right there is a bathroom behind all 76 of Steve's mattresses. Well, it is not a bathroom as much as it a tiny hole with a toilet and sink. The toilet does work though! But it leaks so you have to shut the water off....and the sink's drain just has bucket under it. It sure as hell is a step up from a Pittsburgh potty though.
Steve really does have 76 mattresses - I wonder if blocking a fixture with them is some sort of code violation? Also, I'm hoping there's a post about the kitchen at some point... or maybe a picture of the back yard.
ReplyDeleteSteve has way too much shit for someone who has no real job. Lose at least half of it.
ReplyDeleteDoes Steve own anything other than bicycles and mattresses?
ReplyDeleteAtleast I have a job unlike some people I know... and for 3/4 of the summer i had two, 40hrs landscaping, 20hrs waitin tables and then put 20hrs or so into the house... that's in just one wk...
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't understand, is how none of you people are followers of crackhouse. Without followers, we will never get KFC, Long John Silvers, Lidz, or Jimmyz' to sponsor our venture and give us the loot. Gimmie the loot Gimmie the loot!
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