Monday, July 26, 2010

So just who are these crazy crackers living in this old crackhouse?


In order to further drive home the point, the residents of crackhouse have been shown in order of insignificance. Beginning at the top, we have Steve, a native of some area outside of Pittsburgh. Steve enjoys driving his shitty car, drinking, painting, drinking, going to the bar, drinking, working like 4 hours away, and drinking.
Next we have Cassie, the resident girl. She enjoys cooking, cleaning, shopping, barbies, the color pink, and yelling at everyone for smoking and drinking too much; especially Steve.
Third there is Tom, the resident sweaty fat guy who never wears a shirt. I mean, we know it is hot outside, and appx 17x hotter inside, but come on

Finallly, there is Alex. Resident CEO, President, Esquire, DO, General Secretary General, Chief, King, Foreman, Judge, Senator, Quarterback, Captain, and Patriarch. Hygiene and eating habits are suspect, but this fearless leader has a big ass axe under his bed at all times.

2 comments:

  1. If you hold a piece of drywall people may think you actually did something. Good move, appearance is everything.

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  2. Same goes for holding a paint roller.

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