Monday, July 26, 2010

Cicadas. The new stinkbugs. They don't smell as bad, but they sound like the way the 1997 horror/scifi film Event Horizon makes you feel.

Why are they everywhere? Why do they never stop making the horrible noise they make? I ask the same thing about every 1994 chevy caprice that has to floor it up and down broad street. 68% of vehicles in Pittsburgh are equipped with a shot exhaust, but a 5300 dollar sound system. At least they can't help it. Stupid cicadas. Infinite Space, Infinite Terror. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/

1 comment:

  1. cicades mean it's time to go back to school. This is why they exist. How else would you know what time it is?

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